Cortex Command

I don't care what anyone says, this game is awesome. Once you get bored of shooting pixelized heads off, and get bored of shooting your best friend's pixelized head off, you realize that this game can be modded to NO END. Go check out the forums for this game, read a tutorial or two, and I guarantee you'll be liquefying people with an fully-automatic shotgun within the hour.

Some poor quality screenshots:

Light Graffiti

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Looks like something from Back to the Future 2. Next thing you know, kids will be riding around on hoverboards and crashing flying cars into the Grand Canyon.
Seriously though, we have flying cars. But I think they called them something stupid like "airplanes" or something. I don't know if you've ever seen one before. Most people haven't.

Guess what. These guys just revolutionized the way we draw penises on the sides of buildings. Congratulations.

LED Throwies

Impress your friends and the local authorities with these magic magnetic LED lights!

LED throwies have hundreds of retarded and hazardous applications! You can..

-Shine them in your eyes and see purple and green spots following you FOREVER!!

-Simultaneously decorate and erase the contents of your hard drive!

-Decorate your titanium Christmas tree!

-Flush down the toilet for SECONDS of swirling light fun!!

-Eat as many as you can!! HURRY!!

-Terrorize Boston!

-Stick them to the side of a school bus and send mothers on a rampage!

-Attach them to sheet metal and throw them at CARS for no reason!!!


Instructions for assembly linked on the image.