Mr.McCoy Fanfiction

So Morning Bell and I were having an imagination fit one day, and we had a stroke. A stroke of genius. And we both died later that day.

Now, from the land of ghosts, we will publish the product of extreme mental deterraformation, a completely absurd adventure across space and time with our sixth-grade Earth-Science teacher Mr.McCoy. We have chosen him for no reason. Absolutely no reason. We are not deranged, obsessive manics, and we do not worship him or do anything to promote the idea that we idolize him or whatever. We just kind of...picked him. Like, a spur-of-the-moment kind of thing.

There will be production journals, storyboards, audio of the creators (us) brainstorming and reading aloud, and other goodies we think of. It will be referential, incomprehensible, and more over displeasing to anyone who reads it, so be forewarned. Which I assume is like, being warned ahead of time, which is kind of a given if your being warned about something. I mean, you can't warn somebody about something as it happens or after it happens, that just doesn't make sense.
Which make it even more appropriate.

Check check it (yeah)...
Cause we are the aqua teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream! Cause we are the aqua teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream! Aqua teen hunger force: number one in the hood, G!
Parking Structure Planet

Cortex Command

I don't care what anyone says, this game is awesome. Once you get bored of shooting pixelized heads off, and get bored of shooting your best friend's pixelized head off, you realize that this game can be modded to NO END. Go check out the forums for this game, read a tutorial or two, and I guarantee you'll be liquefying people with an fully-automatic shotgun within the hour.

Some poor quality screenshots:

Light Graffiti

(^link^)

Looks like something from Back to the Future 2. Next thing you know, kids will be riding around on hoverboards and crashing flying cars into the Grand Canyon.
Seriously though, we have flying cars. But I think they called them something stupid like "airplanes" or something. I don't know if you've ever seen one before. Most people haven't.

Guess what. These guys just revolutionized the way we draw penises on the sides of buildings. Congratulations.

LED Throwies

Impress your friends and the local authorities with these magic magnetic LED lights!

LED throwies have hundreds of retarded and hazardous applications! You can..

-Shine them in your eyes and see purple and green spots following you FOREVER!!

-Simultaneously decorate and erase the contents of your hard drive!

-Decorate your titanium Christmas tree!

-Flush down the toilet for SECONDS of swirling light fun!!

-Eat as many as you can!! HURRY!!

-Terrorize Boston!

-Stick them to the side of a school bus and send mothers on a rampage!

-Attach them to sheet metal and throw them at CARS for no reason!!!


Instructions for assembly linked on the image.